What people are actually saying about our products

Reviewed 3000mg | Sky High Edibles – Blue Raspberry + Watermelon Gummy THC

Okay so I've been burned by edibles before—either nothing happens or I'm meeting God in my kitchen at 2am. These? Perfect middle ground. Took one piece, felt it in about 45 mins, and suddenly my buddy's terrible jokes were actually hilarious. We talked for like 4 hours straight. 10/10 would giggle again.

Reviewed Bruce Banner AAA

I'm a painter and I've tried probably 30 strains looking for that sweet spot where I'm creative but not couch-locked staring at a blank canvas for 3 hours. Bruce Banner is IT. The smell alone gets me in the zone—kinda floral, kinda gassy? Hard to describe. But the high is this gentle wave that makes colours pop without melting my brain. Went through an oz last month. No regrets.

Reviewed Lit Extract Sweet Tooth Live Resin

bruh. BRUH. I thought I knew what terps were until I cracked this jar open. Smells like someone crushed up sour keys and mixed em with gas station air freshener (in a good way???). One small dab and I was melted into my couch watching Planet Earth for 3 hours. David Attenborough hits different on this stuff lmao

Reviewed Northern Bloom Reserve (archived)

I know this one's discontinued and I'm basically yelling into the void here, but I need y'all to know: Northern Bloom was the one. Used to smoke it after snowshoeing with my dog. Citrusy with this peppery kick on the exhale. If you have any sitting in a jar somewhere, treasure it. I still have maybe 2g left and I refuse to touch it because then it's really gone, you know?

Reviewed Aurora Bloom Reserve (collector edition)

Writing this years later because I just found my old notes about Aurora Bloom and had to share. This was before I even kept a proper strain journal. All I wrote was 'holy shit' with three underlines and a drawing of the sun. I remember it hit like sunshine through cold air. Wild that a plant can do that. Whoever grew this batch—chef's kiss.

Reviewed Velvet Night Citrus Dry Batch (discontinued)

I work in video editing and this was my secret weapon for overnight deadlines. Never made me anxious or too faded to work—just this nice mellow focus where suddenly cutting clips together felt like a rhythm game. Smelled like candied grapefruit. Please, DankDabs, if you're reading this, bring it back. I will pay premium.

Reviewed Banana Punch

Not gonna lie, I bought this purely because the name was funny. Stayed for the vibes. It actually smells tropical?? Like a smoothie shop. My anxiety brain usually won't shut up but after half a joint I was just... chill. Watched a movie without checking my phone once. That's basically a miracle for me. Already ordered more.

Reviewed Pink Kush AAAA

Been smoking since before some of you were born. Had the real Pink Kush back in like 2008. This? This is legit. Same vanilla sweetness, same body high that makes my back pain disappear for a few hours. I'm a simple man—if it works, I buy more. Ordered a QP. The wife rolls her eyes but she also sleeps better when I'm not tossing around all night so 🤷

Reviewed Magic Mushroom Hot Chocolate

okay so I was NERVOUS because shrooms and I have had a rocky past. But this was so gentle?? Made it on a rainy Sunday, drank half, put on some lo-fi, and just... existed. No ego death, no seeing fractals in the ceiling (lol), just this warm fuzzy introspective vibe. Journaled for like 2 hours. Actually processed some stuff. Would recommend for fellow anxious ppl who want to dip their toes in.

Reviewed RSO 1ml 1000mg THC

I don't smoke. Never have, probably never will—lungs are for breathing. But my doctor suggested RSO for the arthritis in my knees and WHOA. Grain of rice sized dose before bed and I wake up feeling 20 years younger. No morning stiffness. Been using it 3 months now. My golf game has never been better. Who knew.

Reviewed Grapefruit Soda

ENERGYYYY. I replaced my morning coffee with this for a week (don't recommend if you have, like, responsibilities before noon lol). But for a Saturday wake and bake? Immaculate. Put on some house music and cleaned my entire apartment while vibing. The citrus nose is so strong I almost didn't want to smoke it, just sniff it like a candle. 12/10.

Reviewed Golden Teachers (3.5g)

I've been studying consciousness academically for 30 years. These psilocybin experiences provide more insight in 4 hours than some papers I've read. Quality is consistent, potency is as expected. I appreciate the discreet packaging—my neighbours don't need to know about my 'research materials.' Professional service, professional product.